BRAND SPANKING NEW! Kacey Jones Every Man I Love Is Either Married, Gay or Dead . . . LIVE

New! Kacey's live CD, recorded at the
Bluebird Cafe in Nashville, is now available.
Kacey's first ever live solo album has 26 tracks, 74 minutes of comedy and music, old favorites as well as 5 brand new songs! All that for only $12.95! Order now to get your autographed copy!
(NOTE: This is the new 2005 live cd - item #1115 - not to be confused with the previous studio album from 2000 - item #1880)
1. Opening monologue
2. Every Man I Love Is Either Married, Gay, or Dead
3. Bubba Bit
4. 1-900-Bubba
5. Christmas Underwear bit
6. I'm Down to My Christmas Underwear
7.Waitin' For The Guy bit
8. Waitin' for The Guy to Die
9. I Could Get Over Him bit
10. I Could Get Over Him
11. Why Can't They Send 'Em bit
12. Why Can't They Send 'Em All
13. Pizza Man bit
14. Dressin' Up For The Pizza Man
15. We're All in This Alone intro
16. We're All in This Alone
17. Piggly Wiggly bit
18. Down At The Piggly Wiggly
19. My Own Bed bit
20. My Own Bed
21. Put the Seat Back bit
22. Put the Seat Back Down
Bonus Studio Tracks:
23. The Vasectomy Song
24. I'm Down to My Christmas Underwear
25. Waitin' for The Guy to Die
26. Down at the Piggly Wiggly

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Never Wear Panties to a Party!
But if you must here's the ones to wear! These stylin new panties are printed on the front and back with the titles of Kacey's cheekiest hit song titles! The front says:
Never Wear Panties to a Party
The back says;
I'm Down to My Christmas Underwear
Available in pink or black. 100% cotton.
Size Medium only.
One pair is $9.95. Item #1116 pink. #1117 black.
OR you can get the Panty Party Pack with one pair of each plus an Every Man I Love is Either Married, Gay or Dead bumper sticker for $16.50. (#1118)

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NEW! Kacey Jones Music Videos DVD!

Three of Kacey's best music videos are now on DVD!
*But I'm Not Bitter
*1-900-Bubba
*You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
click here to order

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THE KACEY JONES SONG BOOK
Featuring All your favorite Sweet Potato Queens Songs
48 pages of lyrics to accompany your favorite Kacey Jones CDs
8 1/2" x 11" easy-to-read print!
$9.95 (plus $2.50 Each Songbook is AUTOGRAPHED)
Get'em while they last!

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NEW 21-Song CD!
"The Sweet Potato Queens' Big~Ass Box of Music"

Click here to order your copy -
autographed by Kacey!

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"The Sweet Potato Queens' Big~Ass Box of Music"
Track Listing:

1. Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History
2. How Do You Like These Babies Now?
3. Lolling in the Tub
4. How Far Can We Go Crazy?
5. I Could Get Over Him (if I could get under you)
6. Oh, Holy Smoke
7. Never Wear Panties to a Party
8. This Dress
9. Gimme A Younger Man
10. Be Particular
11. Never Give 'em Any
12. Show Up Naked, Bring Beer
13. I Don't Want Someone Like You
14. Women Are The Rhythm Of The World
15. Here's Lookin' at You, Naked
16. We All Need To Get Laid
17. I Wanna Be A Sweet Potato Queen
18. Give Me The Chance
19. The SPQ Parade Anthem
20. Never Give 'em Any (Bonus Version!)
21. Lolling In The Tub (Bonus Version!) 

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"Never Wear Panties to a Party"
Track Listing:
(click on the highlighted song titles to hear samples)

1) Be Particular
2) U Can't Make Someone Love You
3) Never Wear Panties To A Party
4) I Don't Like Sleepin' Alone
5) I Went Down Standin' Up
6) Surrounded by the Blues
7) 222nd Wind
8) I Thought He Was Mr. Right (but he left)
9) Gimme A Younger Man
10) I Wanna Be A Sweet Potato Queen
11) Just to Torture Myself (organic jailhouse version)
12) I'm Not Afraid To Tell You I'm Afraid
13) We Need The Wood ('G')
14) Up Against Your Love
15) The SPQ Parade Anthem
16) BONUS TRACK: We Need The Wood ('PG')

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 Click on the links below to hear song samples from
"Every Man I Love Is Either Married, Gay, or Dead" :

1. Every Man I Love Is Either Married, Gay, or Dead
(this track is available for download at Mp3.com - Click here!)
2. You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
3. Till Dale Earnhardt Wins Cup #8
4. Christmas Card From A Hooker in Minneapolis
5. Chicken or Dumplins
6. Love Handle
7. Geography
8. Collector of People
9. I Didn't Feel A Thing
10. But I'm Not Bitter (Organic version)
11. Over The Rainbow
12. Peanut Sonata

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"Till Dale Earnhardt Wins Cup #8"
CD single by Kacey Jones
Item #1846 - $4.50 + s/h
(this song is also available on Kacey's new full-length CD,
"Every Man I Love is Either Married, Gay, or Dead")

Autographed Kacey Jones
"Men Are Some of My
Favorite People"

CD - Item #1840 - $12.95 + s/h
Cassette - Item #1841 - $8.95 + s/h

Click on the links below to hear song samples from Kacey Jones' album "Men Are Some of My Favorite People":

1. A Woman's Mantra
2. 1-900-BUBBA (468K, 60 sec)
3. Why Can't They Send 'Em All
4. Put The Seat Back Down (468K, 60 sec)
5. Dressin' Up For The Pizza Man (468K, 60 sec)
6. I Miss My Man (468K, 60 sec)
7. I'm The One Mama Warned You About
8. But I'm Not Bitter (468K, 60 sec)
9. Biggest Parakeets In Town
10. I Got The Message
11. Just To Torture Myself (468K, 60 sec)

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 From 1986 to 1990, Kacey Jones played guitar and sang lead vocals for the infamous trio, Ethel and The Shameless Hussies. Featured in People Magazine, USA Today, and Entertainment Tonight, the group recorded one CD in 1988.

Ethel and The Shameless Hussies CD

 

Item # 1886 - $12.95 + s/h

Ethel & The Shameless Hussies - "Born To Burn":

1. Takin' My Pain To The Bank
2. One Nite Stan
3. Last Night I Really Laid Down The Law
4. It's Just The Whiskey Talkin'
5. I'm The One Mama Warned You About
6. Born To Burn
7. Smokin' In Bed
8. A Woman's Drinkin' Song
9. I Thought He Was Mr. Right Be He Left
10. Mr. Cadillac

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Video Available Exclusively Online!

 

Item # 1885 - $12.95 + s/h
Kacey Jones Vintage Video Vault

15 minutes of vintage Kacey Jones, including the hilarious, "I Hate Your Lousy, Rotten, Stinkin' Guts, But, I'm Not Bitter," the glamorous, "1-900-Bubba," and the adorable "You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" duet with Delbert McClinton. PLUS a bonus trailer of "Every Man I Love is Either Married, Gay, or Dead," taped at Kacey's CD release party. Order NOW while supplies last!

CLICK HERE TO ORDER NOW!

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"Every Man I Love is Either Married, Gay, or Dead" bumper sticker
Item # 1881 - $1.50 + s/h

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"You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly" button
Kacey Jones & Delbert McClinton
Item #1882 - .99 + s/h

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"Till Dale Earnhardt Wins Cup #8" CD single, 1-900-BUBBA bumper sticker, Autographed 8 X 10 black and white photo, + a FREE "Men
Are Some of My Favorite People" T-Shirt (available in sizes M, L,
XL, and XXL) - $20.95 + s/h

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 Great Gift Idea!
 

The perfect product to accompany the Kacey Jones
song, "Put The Seat Back Down" (from the album,
"Men Are Some of My Favorite People")

The Johnny-Light™, dubbed a "DHC" or "domestic harmony commod-ity", is an easily installed (no tools), battery powered device that lights the toilet bowl at night and goes off when the toilet seat is down. The greenish glow in the toilet bowl reminds users to put the commode seat down and helps eliminate the "annoying fall-ins" and late night splashes that aggravate so many women. The "seat-up/seat-down" debate has raged in households almost as long as toilets have existed. Potty politics have been a subject for poets, fodder for such advice columns as Anne Landers, and even lyrics in songs.

The Johnny-Light™ has been featured on "Regis and Kathie Lee", and also on the "Leeza" Gibbons and the "Howie Mandel" television shows, as well as "Good Morning Texas". Articles have appeared in Glamour Magazine and numerous newspapers around the country.

The Johnny-Light™ is an ideal gift for Mother's or Father's Day or as a Christmas stocking stuffer. They also make great bridal and baby shower gifts. The Johnny-Light™ has also been proclaimed a great aid in children's toilet training. It prevents the need to turn on a bathroom light that disturbs other sleepers, and helps improve sanitation. Males are reminded to close up shop when they are done!

$10.95 + s/h

Item #1821 - $10.95 + s/h (CD)
Item #1822 - $6.95 + s/h (Cassette)

Kacey is the Producer of "Pearls in the Snow, The Songs of Kinky Friedman." The album hit #1 on the Americana chart in July, 1999 and features critically acclaimed performances by Willie Nelson, Dwight Yoakam, Lyle Lovett, Tom Waits, Delbert McClinton, Guy Clark, Asleep At The Wheel, Marty Stuart, Billy Swan, The Geezinslaws, Tompall Glaser, Chuck E. Weiss, a reunion of Kinky Friedman & The Texas Jewboys, plus a duet featuring Kinky and Kacey on the song, "Marilyn and Joe". If you appreciate excellent songwriting, you're in for a treat with this album!